<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Kimboverse Archives]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kimboverse Archives]]></description><link>https://thekimboverse.wixsite.com/archives/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 14:39:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://thekimboverse.wixsite.com/archives/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Hot Side Of Heaven Entry 002: The Thermostat Incident]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nobody tells you what happens when a goddess enters menopause. They tell you about wisdom. They tell you about grace. they tell you about embracing a new season of life. They do not tell you that one hot flash can change the climate of an entire celestial realm. It started at 2:47 in the afternoon. I was minding my own business when suddenly the temperature went from pleasantly eternal to surface of the sun. Naturally, I went to the thermostat. someone had set it to 72. Seventy-two. I lowered...]]></description><link>https://thekimboverse.wixsite.com/archives/post/hot-side-of-heaven-entry-002-the-thermostat-incident</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a9dbb72c6495acaaf31fbc3</guid><category><![CDATA[Hot Side of Heaven]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 19:50:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/aa6dbe_90a64a1c5e9c4b52a82a1d6434ea5814~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>thekimboverse</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Archive Entry 001: Welcome to the Verse]]></title><description><![CDATA[You found the portal. Whether  that was intentional is currently under investigation. Welcome to the Kimboverse - a place where common sense is more a suggestion, snacks have backstories, menopause has mythology, bad behavior is educational, racoons conduct investigations, and costumes may be considered a completely reasonable response to everyday life. several individuals currently occupy the verse. The Ruler monitors system activity and attempts to maintain order. Results have been...]]></description><link>https://thekimboverse.wixsite.com/archives/post/archive-entry-001-welcome-to-the-verse</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a998f68e12fa7bad8b34c26</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 15:21:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/aa6dbe_16e48d297c3e4f02aece68667465e345~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>thekimboverse</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>