It started with karaoke. That was the entire assignment. Give the AI raccoon a microphone. Let her sing some songs. Maybe make a few questionable musical decisions. Simple. Then the Kimboverse expanded. And Kimbercoon started watching the humans. This was the first mistake. She noticed things. Humans set alarms and then argue with them. They drive somewhere to exercise and look for the closest parking space. They say, “I’m just going to have one,” while actively reaching for