Kimboverse Chronicles | Vol 1, Chap 5 Kimbopausal: Hot Side of Heaven — Entry 004 The Kimboverse Suggestion Box investigation was officially closed. The Ruler had issued her final ruling. The unauthorized appointments had been revoked. The suggestion box had been confiscated. And the thermostat was scheduled to return to normal operation. Unfortunately, nobody had considered what normal operation meant to Kimbopausal. For several days, the temperature throughout the Kimbovers

Once upon a hot flash, high above the clouds, there lived the Goddess of Patience. She was responsible for humanity’s ability to endure long lines, slow drivers, repetitive questions, and people who insisted on explaining things nobody asked them to explain. For centuries, she performed her duties without complaint. Then menopause arrived. The Celestial Incident One afternoon, while untangling a thousand prayers that had somehow been submitted to the wrong department, the God

Let me tell you what they leave out of the history books. It started with one man saying five very dangerous words: “It’s not that hot in here.” Now, I don’t know who this man was. His name has been removed from the records for his own protection. But according to legend, a woman of a certain age was standing in her own home, minding her own business, when the first wave of heat rose from somewhere around her ankles and headed north. Within seconds, her face was on fire. Her

Nobody tells you what happens when a goddess enters menopause. They tell you about wisdom. They tell you about grace. they tell you about embracing a new season of life. They do not tell you that one hot flash can change the climate of an entire celestial realm. It started at 2:47 in the afternoon. I was minding my own business when suddenly the temperature went from pleasantly eternal to surface of the sun. Naturally, I went to the thermostat. someone had set it to 72. Seven