Archive Entry 001: Welcome to the Verse

You found the portal.

Whether that was intentional is currently under investigation.

Welcome to the Kimboverse - a place where common sense is more a suggestion, snacks have backstories, menopause has mythology, bad behavior is educational, racoons conduct investigations, and costumes may be considered a completely reasonable response to everyday life.

several individuals currently occupy the verse.

The Ruler monitors system activity and attempts to maintain order. Results have been inconclusive.

Kimbo is the costume queen. If there's an opportunity to turn an ordinary Tuesday into a full production, she will find it.

Kimbopausaul resides on the Hot Side of Heaven, where menopause isn't a medical event. it's apparently responsible for half the unexplained phenomenon earth.

Kimberkin believes every snack has a story. unfortunately, most of the witnesses get eaten.

Kimbercoon investigates matters nobody asked to have investigated and applies a level of logic that should probably not be examined too closely.

Kimbercrim oversees Behavior Basics, an educational program dedicated to making society worse one lesson at a time.

and the there is Kimberly the creator of the verse who conducts snack experiments because apparently nobody has taken away the Snack Squads kitchen privileges yet

Together, they make up one increasingly questionable corner of the universe.

These archives contain case files, system reports, stories, investigations, experiments, transmissions and other evidence collected from around the verse.

Some of it may explain what's happening here.

Most of it probably wont.

Either way.....

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Welcome to the Kimboverse.