The Ruler - Archive Entry 002: The Second Opinion

SYSTEM REPORT: INTERNAL COMMUNICATION FAILURE

I have reviewed the footage.

Unfortunately, I am also in the footage.

The incident began as a routine internal discussion and quickly deteriorated into an argument with myself. Questions were raised. Answers were challenged. At some point, I became both the problem and the person investigating the problem.

This is not considered efficient.

For clarification, there is only one Kimberly. The Kimboverse, however, contains several characters, each with her own opinions, habits, questionable decisions, and apparent disregard for orderly systems.

I have been assigned the responsibility of maintaining control.

I was not consulted.

The footage attached to this report documents what happens when even The Ruler is left alone with Kimberly’s brain for too long. I recommend reviewing the original video before drawing conclusions.

Actually, no.

I recommend drawing conclusions immediately. That is much more efficient.

SYSTEM STATUS: Internal communication questionable.

RULING: Talking to yourself is permitted. Losing the argument is not.

REPORT FILED. CASE CLOSED.